Are you trying to find "tru lou"?
Have you found the "one"?
Are parents asking you get married a.s.a.p.?
Worry not, the Internet will help you!
Trying to find love is a brave expedition in itself. The fact that people do it on the Internet doesn't change a thing. What is funny is - how they go about it. Previously undocumented attempts at courtship now find their way into your inbox. Taken from social network messages and jeevansathi.com pages (arranged marriage websites, unique to India), this blogpost has samples of about-me sections, personal messages sent by wonderful individuals.
These are messages from men who write to women. Women haven't approached me yet, I'd love to see what it's like on the other side.
Of course, we don't mention their real names.
The Messages
(1) The Royal Prince
Hi friend! my self caddy I liked your profile a lot. nice to see your profile. ones go with my profile we are from one of the Royal, Reputed well known family with good political back ground also bonded with one of the good moral values well settled family with broad mind. if god wish is there than I can give happy, loyal, truthful honest and luxurious life to you. see my pics at facebook name Caddy.
I'll wait for your call or family call don't worry I am too friendly and jovial guy Ph: **REALLYfancynumber*** let me know your answer
Tempting offer, isn't it? Bonded with moral values. No, not cement. He is too friendly with a broad mind. Royal family. Now, this is a great find.
(2) The Foot-Massager
"Hi Madam,
This is Manoj and working in mnc. I am very new to Foot Fetish and very keen on trying out this lifestyle.If you like this please allow me to worship your beautiful feet and want clean your foot wear with no strings attached.
If u like this pls response me or ignore this.Please consider my kind request.
Your Lovely Dog
Manoj"
How polite. Inappropriate sexual request, yes. We can't be rude about that, can we? Priceless. He wants to clean footwear with no strings attached. I suppose my sneakers are not a part of the plan then. Damn.
I replied:
"Hi Manoj, Thank you for your message. I'm not interested in something like this. I still
appreciate your honesty. Have you had any luck so far on facebook?"
He never wrote back.
(3) The Guy with No Bad Habits
HI,IAM RAMESH.I AM ONLY SON WAITING FOR MARRIAGE,I HAD 3SISTERS MARRIED ALREADY WEL SETTELED.MY BUSINESS IS EMUBIRDS STARTED WITH 40 LAKHS,I STARTED ONE YEAR BACK FROM NEXT YEAR I WILL EARN PERYEARLY 10_20 LAKHS.I HAD 3 CRORES OF PROPERTY.IHAD 20 ACRES OF MANGO GARDEN YEARLY IEARN THROUGH THAT 8TO10 LAKHS.ON PADDY FIELD IGET 2 TO 3 LAKHS.I HAD PLOTS IN HYD 400YARDS,ASWAROOPET 600YARDS,PATWARIGUDEM 900 YARDS.I AM ALWAYS SMILEY AND I AM COOL AND INNOCENT GUY .NO BAD HABITS DRINKING ALCOHOL,CIGAR,GUTKHA ETC.MY FATHER IS RETIRED FOREST OFFICER, HE ALSO ACTED IN SOME FILIMS,I ALSO LOOK YOUR PARENTS AS MY PARENTS I PROMICE YOU. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED TO DO JOB I ALLOW YOU TO DO JOB ALSO.I RESPECT MY LIFE PARTNER AND I NEVER HURT YOUR FEELINGS,I GIVE FREEDOM TO HER.IF U ARE INTERESTED CALL ME MY NO IS ***(hidden to protect privacy)***WAITING FOR UR REPLY OR MESSAG
My eyes. They are in intense pain.
We're not really clear on whether he still has the property or if he's talking about what he had. He is always smiley. He 'promices' that he will take care of my parents. He will never hurt my feelings. Aww. I had my heart going out to this guy.
(4) The Chronic Fraandshipper
hii beautiful, actually i blocked with sending friend request. So can we be friends??? If yes then please
add me as your friend...
Yeah, there's probably a good reason why you can't send any friend requests anymore.
The About Me
The gentleman who invented the "about me" section. Sheer genius. Just give him that Nobel prize, already?
Remember that some of these "arranged marriage" websites allow parents to create profiles for you, without your consent or knowledge.
(1) My son is tall, deterministic and intelligent
(2) NEED A GOOD GIRL, MUST HAVE INTEREST IN GOD WORSHIPS, AFFECTIONATE, CARING, LOVABLE GIRL, AND NOTHING BUT SUITS TO ME. LOVE U MY DREAM GIRL.
(3) Namaste to One & all.
My self Dr. Billa.
This I'd I created for my younger Bro.
We are from one of the Reputed & well known family with good political back ground and bonded with one of the best moral values.
We respect to our dad & mom because of them today we all are on good stage we also went through ups and down, we know the values of ups and downs.
If I'll talk about my bro he his little beat passionate and loveable guy.
Slightly scary. Is he passionate about beating up people?
His life style is totally different and unique than us.
He believe in his own path
He always rock on his own decision with the help of everyone blessings.
I see. He throws a rock on his own decision with everyone's blessings? He rocks on his decision? He's a rock? I don't get it.
He have done his education from Delhi university and he worked for the Paramount and Kingfisher.
recently he left the job because of mom health.
My mom always want to see him front of her eyes because she loves him a lot.
The rest of us want to see him behind our eyes. Magical retina display. Is that why he quit his job?
We are looking for Beautiful, loveable & well educated girl
who respect to each and everyone.
Forget about dowry factor we also know the pain of dowry factor
The dowry factor. It's like a prime factor, only divisible by one. Have you been watching fear factor?
But today with the help of god he have a lots properties and all
We just need above qualities girl not dowry.
My bro is very soon moving for commercial pilot training jus waiting for mom recovery.
Last word's from my Dad & Mom ( my mom and dad waiting for daughter not for daughter in law)
You have my blessings
(4) Hi I am Looking for Good Traditional Girl, Minimum Qualification Degree or B.tech, MCA, M.B.A,
i need a beutiful girl with a kind heart.and a family girl
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(Does that mean he wants two girls?)
Pictures
This is the most important part of the profile. Some are very secretive about it but hey, you've got to give some to get some.
Trend 1: The Mugshot: You'll find people taking three pictures of themselves in the same spot, wearing the exact same clothes and shades - a frontal image, right and left side profiles. Yes, exactly like a mugshot. Somehow they think that their shades are going to help their cause and make them look sexy. The number of people living under the shades-make-me-sexy delusion. It is astonishing.
Trend 2: The Passport Size Photo: I am not kidding. They look deadly in this one. If looks could kill, these guys would be ace assassins. It's usually non-smiling and the fine gentleman is all suited up for the occasion. The idea is to show that they're serious about relationships and commitment. .
Trend 3: The Angular Shot: The photograph will be tilted by an angle ranging between 20 degrees to 80 degrees. Somehow, making the viewers sprain their necks is going to increase their value in the market.
Well, what can I say....
I'm not entirely sure if these people are finding love doing these crazy things. If it works, then that's fantastic.
If someone felt upset about this post, I only have a few things to say:
I NEVER HURT YOUR FEELINGS. I am too friendly and jovial girl. WAITING FOR UR REPLY OR MESSAG. Can you able to send email?
