Ever had random guys ping you on Facebook? The "Other" section?
This was one such case when I was so bored that I decided to have some fun. :D
You may not understand most of it if you don't know Tamil.
08:00
Karthik Krishnan
hi
14:27
Karthik Krishnan
How ru
14:42
ME
who are you?
20:16
Karthik Krishnan
Karthik
20:18
ME
Adhu engalukku theriyaadha. Eppidra ungalaala mathrum ipdi laam effect uda mudidhu. I am asking if I know you. Shabaa.
20:20
Karthik Krishnan
Epdi theyliva keluninga...
20:21
ME
Epdi kettalum un peru dhaan kottai kottai-a ezhudhi vechurku illa. Adhaye thiruppi solradhu unakke too much-a therila.
(Naa ippo epdiyum unnoda friend request accept panna poradhu illa, time pass-ku kalaaika poren. Ippove sollten. Ess-aaganum-na ess aagikalaam)
20:25
Karthik Krishnan
I think u know me 1ly by FB
20:26
ME
Apdiya.
20:27
Karthik Krishnan
Ivlo nala Tamil ah English la...typ pandreya...apove therium....
20:28
ME
Nee romba keyvalama type panre. Appo enna therinjudhu? Unnoda olimayamana edhirkaalam-a?
20:31
Karthik Krishnan
Nee romba veti ah irukea?
20:32
ME
unna vidava?
munna pinna theriyaadha figure-kellam friend request anuppra unakke avvlo nakkal-na
engalukku evvlo irkom
20:33
Karthik Krishnan
Figure ...ah...yenga??yenga???
20:34
ME
Enna... kalaika try panriya. Idhukku nee summave irundhurkalaam.
20:36
Karthik Krishnan
Everybody Is stranger until .. They come to kno each other...wat u say???
Fact...fact..fact
20:36
ME
thathuvam soltaaram
ellarum kai thattunga pa.
20:39
Karthik Krishnan
My hand is busy now
U can clap
20:40
ME
thu
Karthik Krishnan
I mean eating
Seri I thought profile pic is sumar..
20:51
ME
Unnoda profile pic padu kevalama irku.
Cover photo adha vida kevalam. Paavam, appavi manishana imsa paduthi, torture panni eduthurka.
20:54
Karthik Krishnan
Ha..ha..
He 1ly asked me for a pose:-)
20:55
ME
dei, naa ivlo neram unnadhaanda kalaichuttirken.. adha puriyaama nee ennada naa innum pesitte irke
Karthik Krishnan
Oh.. U kalaiche5ing??
21:00
ME
Avalo periya bulb-a nee
block-delete-pepperspray. kelambu.
----------End of Conversation 1------------
P.S: 'oh u kalaiche5ing' aam. Indha yezhavukku short form lingo vera.
P.P.S: His cover photo was a picture of him and Rahman. Rahman looked palpably pissed. I don't blame him.
After that, I had blocked him and then unblocked him, because I wanted to show his profile to a friend. Here's what happened next:
08:00
Karthik Krishnan
hi
14:27
Karthik Krishnan
How ru
14:42
ME
who are you?
20:16
Karthik Krishnan
Karthik
20:18
ME
Adhu engalukku theriyaadha. Eppidra ungalaala mathrum ipdi laam effect uda mudidhu. I am asking if I know you. Shabaa.
20:20
Karthik Krishnan
Epdi theyliva keluninga...
20:21
ME
Epdi kettalum un peru dhaan kottai kottai-a ezhudhi vechurku illa. Adhaye thiruppi solradhu unakke too much-a therila.
(Naa ippo epdiyum unnoda friend request accept panna poradhu illa, time pass-ku kalaaika poren. Ippove sollten. Ess-aaganum-na ess aagikalaam)
20:25
Karthik Krishnan
I think u know me 1ly by FB
20:26
ME
Apdiya.
20:27
Karthik Krishnan
Ivlo nala Tamil ah English la...typ pandreya...apove therium....
20:28
ME
Nee romba keyvalama type panre. Appo enna therinjudhu? Unnoda olimayamana edhirkaalam-a?
20:31
Karthik Krishnan
Nee romba veti ah irukea?
20:32
ME
unna vidava?
munna pinna theriyaadha figure-kellam friend request anuppra unakke avvlo nakkal-na
engalukku evvlo irkom
20:33
Karthik Krishnan
Figure ...ah...yenga??yenga???
20:34
ME
Enna... kalaika try panriya. Idhukku nee summave irundhurkalaam.
20:36
Karthik Krishnan
Everybody Is stranger until .. They come to kno each other...wat u say???
Fact...fact..fact
20:36
ME
thathuvam soltaaram
ellarum kai thattunga pa.
20:39
Karthik Krishnan
My hand is busy now
U can clap
20:40
ME
thu
Karthik Krishnan
I mean eating
Seri I thought profile pic is sumar..
20:51
ME
Unnoda profile pic padu kevalama irku.
Cover photo adha vida kevalam. Paavam, appavi manishana imsa paduthi, torture panni eduthurka.
20:54
Karthik Krishnan
Ha..ha..
He 1ly asked me for a pose:-)
20:55
ME
dei, naa ivlo neram unnadhaanda kalaichuttirken.. adha puriyaama nee ennada naa innum pesitte irke
Karthik Krishnan
Oh.. U kalaiche5ing??
21:00
ME
Avalo periya bulb-a nee
block-delete-pepperspray. kelambu.
----------End of Conversation 1------------
P.S: 'oh u kalaiche5ing' aam. Indha yezhavukku short form lingo vera.
P.P.S: His cover photo was a picture of him and Rahman. Rahman looked palpably pissed. I don't blame him.
After that:
After that, I had blocked him and then unblocked him, because I wanted to show his profile to a friend. Here's what happened next:
Karthik Krishnan
hey...why did u block?? fear..?
22:32
Karthik Krishnanok jokes apart..wat ru doin..?
Today
10:35
ME
On a serious note, I am not interested. Sorry mate.
12:37
Karthik Krishnan
Okies... I generally don't talk to girls unnecessarily,
13:10
ME
Apdiye gethu maintain pannu. Adhaan unakku nalladhu.
I don't get how he didn't realise I was not into him till I told him expressly. Point to be noted ladies. BE EXPRESS, EXPLICIT. this implied kalai and damage never works.
hey...why did u block?? fear..?
22:32
Karthik Krishnanok jokes apart..wat ru doin..?
Today
10:35
ME
On a serious note, I am not interested. Sorry mate.
12:37
Karthik Krishnan
Okies... I generally don't talk to girls unnecessarily,
13:10
ME
Apdiye gethu maintain pannu. Adhaan unakku nalladhu.
Observations on mankind:
I don't get how he didn't realise I was not into him till I told him expressly. Point to be noted ladies. BE EXPRESS, EXPLICIT. this implied kalai and damage never works.
