Creeps on Facebook - Oruthanoda Maanatha Vaangardhu Eppadi

Ever had random guys ping you on Facebook? The "Other" section?


This was one such case when I was so bored that I decided to have some fun. :D

You may not understand most of it if you don't know Tamil.


08:00
Karthik Krishnan

hi

14:27
Karthik Krishnan

How ru

14:42
ME
who are you?


20:16
Karthik Krishnan

Karthik


20:18
ME

Adhu engalukku theriyaadha. Eppidra ungalaala mathrum ipdi laam effect uda mudidhu. I am asking if I know you. Shabaa.


20:20
Karthik Krishnan

Epdi theyliva keluninga...



20:21
ME

Epdi kettalum un peru dhaan kottai kottai-a ezhudhi vechurku illa. Adhaye thiruppi solradhu unakke too much-a therila.

(Naa ippo epdiyum unnoda friend request accept panna poradhu illa, time pass-ku kalaaika poren. Ippove sollten. Ess-aaganum-na ess aagikalaam)



20:25
Karthik Krishnan

I think u know me 1ly by FB

20:26
ME

Apdiya.


20:27
Karthik Krishnan
Ivlo nala Tamil ah English la...typ pandreya...apove therium....


20:28
ME
Nee romba keyvalama type panre. Appo enna therinjudhu? Unnoda olimayamana edhirkaalam-a?


20:31
Karthik Krishnan

Nee romba veti ah irukea?


20:32
ME

unna vidava?

munna pinna theriyaadha figure-kellam friend request anuppra unakke avvlo nakkal-na
engalukku evvlo irkom


20:33
Karthik Krishnan
Figure ...ah...yenga??yenga???

20:34
ME

Enna... kalaika try panriya. Idhukku nee summave irundhurkalaam.

20:36
Karthik Krishnan

Everybody Is stranger until .. They come to kno each other...wat u say???
Fact...fact..fact


20:36
ME

thathuvam soltaaram
ellarum kai thattunga pa.


20:39
Karthik Krishnan
My hand is busy now
U can clap

20:40
ME

thu

Karthik Krishnan

I mean eating
Seri I thought profile pic is sumar..

20:51
ME

Unnoda profile pic padu kevalama irku.

Cover photo adha vida kevalam. Paavam, appavi manishana imsa paduthi, torture panni eduthurka.



20:54
Karthik Krishnan
Ha..ha..
He 1ly asked me for a pose:-)


20:55
ME

dei, naa ivlo neram unnadhaanda kalaichuttirken.. adha puriyaama nee ennada naa innum pesitte irke


Karthik Krishnan

Oh.. U kalaiche5ing??


21:00
ME

Avalo periya bulb-a nee
block-delete-pepperspray. kelambu.


----------End of Conversation 1------------

P.S: 'oh u kalaiche5ing' aam. Indha yezhavukku short form lingo vera.

P.P.S: His cover photo was a picture of him and Rahman. Rahman looked palpably pissed. I don't blame him.

After that:

After that, I had blocked him and then unblocked him, because I wanted to show his profile to a friend. Here's what happened next: 

Karthik Krishnan
hey...why did u block?? fear..?

22:32
Karthik Krishnanok jokes apart..wat ru doin..?
Today

10:35
ME
On a serious note, I am not interested. Sorry mate.

12:37
Karthik Krishnan
Okies... I generally don't talk to girls unnecessarily,

13:10
ME
Apdiye gethu maintain pannu. Adhaan unakku nalladhu.

Observations on mankind:

I don't get how he didn't realise I was not into him till I told him expressly. Point to be noted ladies. BE EXPRESS, EXPLICIT. this implied kalai and damage never works.