There are times when you think that you shouldn't have done something. This day was one of them.
Some men, well, aren't that amazing.
Disrespect, not my favourite feeling.
Where were you when I needed you the most?
Saturday, June 25, 2011
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Fail Note on Nilgiris Women
As I haven't really been in any other hostel, I will refrain from defaming the other women.
So yes, coming back to where I was -
Dear Nilgiris Woman (NW),
You're an idiot. Okay, you're awesome, pretty and all that - but you're an idiot. You have been doing a lot of ..ahem.. bad deeds.. in this hostel. I will list a few events or evidence of a few events to elucidate my point.
1. Blue/Purple Ink/pigments on Toilet Seat
Well. Isn't that startling? How did ink turn up on the toilet seat? I was as befuddled as the person reading this. I subsequently decided to not go into the specifics. NW, this is a free world. You can do what you want. If you have a fetish for ink bottles, it's okay, really. No judgment there. However, you see, the rest of the world has to use the same space for poo-poo. We don't have the same ink-philia. So next time, take soap. Or use invisible ink (the kind that will never be seen)
2. Notice on the bathroom door
Ah, this one. Last time I heard, despite Prof. Japhet's requests to have it in Kannada, CLAT still happens in English. So when someone has put up a notice on the door saying "Flush does not work, Do not use" or "Flush leaking, Do not use" - what does it mean? No, it does NOT mean that you can have a holiday with it and leave it with your remnants. You use the next one. See what I just suggested? It's that simple.
3. Toilet seats on the floor/ Flush tank lids on the floor/Loose toilet seats
Seriously, what is up with you NW? I wonder what is so fascinating about the toilet seat and the flush tank. I really like people with a scientific temper who want to experiment and all that. So, let me make it easy, someone already did the research. There you go - http://home.howstuffworks.com/toilet1.htm. Read, rejoice, go home, experiment and you can even have your own Eureka moment!
Alternatively, if it is again one of those things where you like doing it with the toilet seat- well - We prefer going for poo-poo in a normal, functional lavatory without its parts strewn all over the place. Again, no judgment, its a free country. You do what you want to do. You go girl! Just, someplace else. Okay?
I have heard other incidents pertaining to something being stuffed into a flush tank. I will refrain from commenting on that in a public forum. NW, btw, that is downright evil.
4. Throwing liquids into the bin that has HOLES in it
It is physics, yaa. The architect had issues with straight lines as well. Again, physics yaa.
5. Flower Power
I know you have the force with you. You've got Girl power. But - don't break the only thing that protects us from the canine forces from attacking the you-know-what. So Babu or GWC finally decided that we had to switch over to modern technology and introduced a door knob. Now, even that is broken. We like the fact that you are healthy and strong. Use it on the Nagarbhavi Ninjas who almost kidnapped someone. Or maybe on people who vandalize our college property. Please? Not the door knob?
Sigh. You know what NW? Even though you keep indulging in such evil games, I will still miss you.
Also, switch off the Geyser once you are done. We end up getting hot water from the cold water tap as well. It is summer, you know? Or if that's your plan to take over the world by using hot water....then may the force be with you.
Love,
Tired fifth year
XOXO
So yes, coming back to where I was -
Dear Nilgiris Woman (NW),
You're an idiot. Okay, you're awesome, pretty and all that - but you're an idiot. You have been doing a lot of ..ahem.. bad deeds.. in this hostel. I will list a few events or evidence of a few events to elucidate my point.
1. Blue/Purple Ink/pigments on Toilet Seat
Well. Isn't that startling? How did ink turn up on the toilet seat? I was as befuddled as the person reading this. I subsequently decided to not go into the specifics. NW, this is a free world. You can do what you want. If you have a fetish for ink bottles, it's okay, really. No judgment there. However, you see, the rest of the world has to use the same space for poo-poo. We don't have the same ink-philia. So next time, take soap. Or use invisible ink (the kind that will never be seen)
2. Notice on the bathroom door
Ah, this one. Last time I heard, despite Prof. Japhet's requests to have it in Kannada, CLAT still happens in English. So when someone has put up a notice on the door saying "Flush does not work, Do not use" or "Flush leaking, Do not use" - what does it mean? No, it does NOT mean that you can have a holiday with it and leave it with your remnants. You use the next one. See what I just suggested? It's that simple.
3. Toilet seats on the floor/ Flush tank lids on the floor/Loose toilet seats
Seriously, what is up with you NW? I wonder what is so fascinating about the toilet seat and the flush tank. I really like people with a scientific temper who want to experiment and all that. So, let me make it easy, someone already did the research. There you go - http://home.howstuffworks.com/toilet1.htm. Read, rejoice, go home, experiment and you can even have your own Eureka moment!
Alternatively, if it is again one of those things where you like doing it with the toilet seat- well - We prefer going for poo-poo in a normal, functional lavatory without its parts strewn all over the place. Again, no judgment, its a free country. You do what you want to do. You go girl! Just, someplace else. Okay?
I have heard other incidents pertaining to something being stuffed into a flush tank. I will refrain from commenting on that in a public forum. NW, btw, that is downright evil.
4. Throwing liquids into the bin that has HOLES in it
It is physics, yaa. The architect had issues with straight lines as well. Again, physics yaa.
5. Flower Power
I know you have the force with you. You've got Girl power. But - don't break the only thing that protects us from the canine forces from attacking the you-know-what. So Babu or GWC finally decided that we had to switch over to modern technology and introduced a door knob. Now, even that is broken. We like the fact that you are healthy and strong. Use it on the Nagarbhavi Ninjas who almost kidnapped someone. Or maybe on people who vandalize our college property. Please? Not the door knob?
Sigh. You know what NW? Even though you keep indulging in such evil games, I will still miss you.
Also, switch off the Geyser once you are done. We end up getting hot water from the cold water tap as well. It is summer, you know? Or if that's your plan to take over the world by using hot water....then may the force be with you.
Love,
Tired fifth year
XOXO
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
The days of hypocrisy
Why do people behave like moronic grammar nazis when it comes to posting in one language (such as English)while if the language used changes (to Tamil), there is minimal or no adherence to spellings or grammar?
I also don't understand why people can't take an objective stand on the subject matter of an argument as opposed to siding with their sibling?
Really?
Why can't people also take criticism in a more civilized manner as opposed to saying "What the fuck are you blabbering, this is fucking gibberish"?
Observations on man-kind.
I also don't understand why people can't take an objective stand on the subject matter of an argument as opposed to siding with their sibling?
Really?
Why can't people also take criticism in a more civilized manner as opposed to saying "What the fuck are you blabbering, this is fucking gibberish"?
Observations on man-kind.
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